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bigbardafree:

america

fuck yeah

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roselastrider:

people who can decide where to put stickers must really have their life together

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adventuresofcomicbookgirl:

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idratherbeloislane:

When it comes to badass attitude, no one even comes close to beating Lois Lane!

Lois Lane will kick overmuscled army commando guys in the nuts to relinquish their machine gun and then fire it,  because they fucked with her buddy Clark, who is about to be miraculously saved by Superman any second now.

80s lois

adventuresofcomicbookgirl:

adventuresofcomicbookgirl:

idratherbeloislane:

When it comes to badass attitude, no one even comes close to beating Lois Lane!

Lois Lane will kick overmuscled army commando guys in the nuts to relinquish their machine gun and then fire it,  because they fucked with her buddy Clark, who is about to be miraculously saved by Superman any second now.

80s lois

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imwithkanye:

57 Varieties. Not to be outdone by Heinz, Samuel L Jackson has tweeted 57 different spellings of the word motherf— since joining Twitter in October 2011. Entertainment Weekly dutifully compiled the list: 

AmughphuqqinvengersMaaadaaahfaaahkaaaahzMahfahkkaMahfakkaMahpfauccauhsMahphakkaMAVENGERFUQQASMAVENGERPFUQQAHSMawphakkasMoneyfondlerMotherfuckerMoughoucccahMoughpfuccaMoughuqqasMoupfaccaMoupfouqaMoupfuccuhMuffpfukahMuffughccinMuffukanessMufuggasMughfughquahsMughpfakkuhMughpfukkasMughpfukkuhMughphughkughzzMughuqqaMuh fukkaMuhfuckaMuhfuggaMuhfuggahhhhMuhfugginMuhfukaMuhfukkaMuhfukkahMuhfukkinMuhfuqasMuhfuqinMuhpfakkahMupfuhqeuhsMotherfuckingMutha fuqeuMuthafuckaMuhphuggasMuthafugaMuthafukkaMuthafukkin’MuthaphuccaMuthavengerMuthughpfuccahzMuthughphoukkaMuthupfuqasMuttuhfukkuhMutuphukasMuughuuqaMuuphuuccahsMyfollowfukkas

imwithkanye:

57 Varieties. Not to be outdone by Heinz, Samuel L Jackson has tweeted 57 different spellings of the word motherf— since joining Twitter in October 2011. Entertainment Weekly dutifully compiled the list: 

Amughphuqqinvengers
Maaadaaahfaaahkaaaahz
Mahfahkka
Mahfakka
Mahpfauccauhs
Mahphakka
MAVENGERFUQQAS
MAVENGERPFUQQAHS
Mawphakkas
Moneyfondler
Motherfucker
Moughoucccah
Moughpfucca
Moughuqqas
Moupfacca
Moupfouqa
Moupfuccuh
Muffpfukah
Muffughccin
Muffukaness
Mufuggas
Mughfughquahs
Mughpfakkuh
Mughpfukkas
Mughpfukkuh
Mughphughkughzz
Mughuqqa
Muh fukka
Muhfucka
Muhfugga
Muhfuggahhhh
Muhfuggin
Muhfuka
Muhfukka
Muhfukkah
Muhfukkin
Muhfuqas
Muhfuqin
Muhpfakkah
Mupfuhqeuhs
Motherfucking
Mutha fuqeu
Muthafucka
Muhphuggas
Muthafuga
Muthafukka
Muthafukkin’
Muthaphucca
Muthavenger
Muthughpfuccahz
Muthughphoukka
Muthupfuqas
Muttuhfukkuh
Mutuphukas
Muughuuqa
Muuphuuccahs
Myfollowfukkas

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mattmarblo:

Anyone in the mood for some bad puns?

mattmarblo:

Anyone in the mood for some bad puns?

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dyeknittinkdye:

Just scroll down and read the bpuns. I mean it.
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miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

dyeknittinkdye:

Just scroll down and read the bpuns. I mean it.

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

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lavishness:

waxjism:

yayponies:

« I love him, love him, love him, and I am so proud of him. » Tim DeKay [source! sources are neat, kids!]

what no stop you are kidding me with this beautiful shit

let’s hug it out

Forever reblog!

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betterbooktitles:

Alice Sebold: The Lovely Bones

Pro-tip: If you’re 11 or under, don’t read this.

betterbooktitles:

Alice Sebold: The Lovely Bones

Pro-tip: If you’re 11 or under, don’t read this.

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angels-and-angles:

Wow, accidentally deleted my original post. Reblogging so I can keep it in my archives.

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As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…

When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a girl can do, whether they mean it or not.”

and ”The perennial location of nice guys everywhere.”

Although this hypothetical situation could work both ways, friendzone is almost always applied to a man who is rejected by a woman. Therefore, there is something inherently unequal, something inherently sexist about the term “friendzone”. But what and why?

From my experience, this is what friend zone is. A “nice guy” pursues a woman, but isn’t forward with his intentions from the get-go like, say, a “jerk”. The woman is pleased to see a man who is interested in her not as a sexual object but as a human being and wishes for things to stay that way. The man is not satisfied with seeing the woman as a human being because being “expected to support a girl” is a bad deal if she’s not putting out.

Before I delve into the sociological aspects of this, I just want to point out that ”friendzone” is no more pleasant for a woman than it is a man. First, that is to say unrequited love works both ways, but the person who doesn’t return affections is considered mean only when she’s a woman. And second, what option does the woman have in a traditional “friendzone” situation? Just stop talking to a close friend to avoid “leading him on”? In high school, I found out my best friend of 2 years liked me. Having to tell him I didn’t feel the same way and being immediately ex-communicated via Facebook status (“Thanks for wasting my time”) was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. Were our two years of friendship invalid because I didn’t want anything more? Was all our time together really wasted because there was no hypothetical pay off?

Guys who do this and claim to be “nice guys” are the worst misogynists because of their sense of entitlement toward a woman. They make investments in property and expect their dividends. They are fake friends. They are selfish. And they will jump at the chance to vilify you and victimize themselves when their attempts at manipulation don’t work. Clearly, “friendzone” is the remnant of a phenomenon that has plagued women since the beginning of time: women are not independent creatures. Our love lives exist only in the context of a man’s desire. When we make independent decisions, we are subject to a host of derogatory terms. “Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”. “Friendzone” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “no”.

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